Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
ThuNDeY 23
16 and grandma?
brocho 26
MTV hasn't been worth watching since Beavis and Butt-Head ended (both times) if you ask me.
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Comments (77)
Monica_J 7
Bye Bye gf!
ciammmm 11
Obviously, murder is the only solution.
rachgirl6 15
Change it back then
pedinhuh 23
Kill the girl!!!
laden_swallow09 35
What's the M stand for in MTV, anymore? It ain't for Music, I can tell you! More like Moron! She deserves a good crack across the face, and I've never even seen GoT! Though, I understand how much of a cult following its garnered.
Vhavoc11 19
couchtuner.city
Danishduckling 20
Change it back? I'm sure two can play that game.
vibernum 17
Why does your GIRLFRIEND have the authority to change your cable subscription?... YDI
Bubblezx 12
Go to Google, type the name of the show then write "watch online for free" at the end. It will pop up with a list of websites to watch the episodes even new ones
cooley182 4
dunno that bitch