now my watch begins
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
never dip the wick in crazy
Romania
Today, after months of patiently trying to help my girlfriend deal with her anger issues, she dumped me in a blind rage for sneezing. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Overreaction much?
Today, my allergies flared up and I started sneezing. I guess my girlfriend was having a bad day, because she lost her shit and started telling me how annoying I am and how I can never do anything right. I'm not sure if we're still a couple, because she stormed out and won't answer my calls. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
keiler
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
She'll be single for a looong time...
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Vampire Teabag
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
In medieval times, frequent sneezing was a symptom of bubonic plague. She probably would rather dump you than carry around a pocket full of posies.
TMO2142 25
Bless you? and that is a really dumb reason to break up with someone
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
In medieval times, frequent sneezing was a symptom of bubonic plague. She probably would rather dump you than carry around a pocket full of posies.
Chazzster 32
OP - If you couldn't help it then I am sorry. Hopefully she has come to her senses about that by now. But if it was a fake sneezes then I wouldn't blame her.
JudgeComrade 17
Be happy she didn't go Arya Stark on you.
TMO2142 25
Bless you? and that is a really dumb reason to break up with someone
SublimeChic4 15
Im sure there is a lot more to it. Like maybe months of annoyance or resentment, and that was the straw that broke the camels back.
jfsiv 17
Unless there's a lot more to this story, and she really did breakup just because of sneezing, then you are probably lucky to get rid of her now. someone who gets that upset that easily is going to make your life miserable on a regular basis.
RockPrincess26 16
Exactly.
tolkien897 15
Tiss you. lol
Fatboy007 9
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I'm upset for u what a stupid ******* ***** she is!