Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Melly_fml 0
actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
MCart_fml 0
Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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Comments (65)
oh_L1fe912 0
hahahahaha I bought this for my boyfriend...they don't work.
gqduck 0
Yes... trying to make sex last longer. Your girlfriend must be pure EVIL.
xxxhhhxxx 0
lol dont feel bad. i threw a spray bottle of man genetle desensatizer at my boyfriends head and said "here, use this next time, maybe ill actually get soemthing out of it too"
saffire89 0
asshole that said "not ur fault man, its not that ur too quick its just that shes slow. u got off and she didnt just be happy its not the other way around and ur walking around with blue balls" women must hate you during sex...and chick was just tring to have longer sex at least she wasnt like man you suck you are too quick she was being nice about it
sexiled4life 0
i see how this can be a blow to the ego, but hey its not that much of a FML. at least she still wants to have sex with you
AntiChrist7 0
hey she wants to help you. stop whining YDI
poptartkid 0
#1 we dont **** to have children but to enjoy it DUMBASS
awkwardturtley 0
Us and dolphins are the only ones who do ;D
xmorgancx 0
its not bad that you come fast..that just means it feels great..but itll just help our situation..so just do it
turdburgers 0
Be thankful she's kind enough to give you another chance. There are plenty of guys who can go hours, who she could choose to **** instead.
spoo 24
I have had this problem on and off and have found that there are a good number of natural remedies... Intamacy and communication will help the situation greatly. Tension and small levels of anxiety may make you quicker, but make her slower... causing this type of issue. If you have a day where you know you are going to be intimate, dont touch it. and remember that you should be fully dressed for a good 5-15 minutes. Instincts turn you into a 3 minute man, fight the urge bro.... also for everybody yelling at one or another, it should be about both of them, not just her, and not just him