Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Melly_fml 0
actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
MCart_fml 0
Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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Comments (65)
genius_man16 1
#21 the only reason it's enjoyable is that so we will do it to make babies. At least evolutionarily (sp?) we were designed to **** to make babies, that's it. We are one of the only species on the planets that **** for pleasure, 99.99% of living things only **** to reproduce, and we /used/ to be that way too.
always_his 2
I love your fake statistics. Actually, dolphins and bonobos (a type of monkey) have been found to have sex for pleasure during non-fertile times.
ClearHeart 3
read more carefully, he said "99.99% of living things only **** to reproduce" that leaves like... at LEAST 10 species, probably more, he was just saying most organisms just have sex to reproduce, not all but humans.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
hahah nice.
fourzerofour 0
I think that she was just trying to help you and her have a better experience with her. I don't think she meant it as an insult.
Clarity 0
YDI. YOUR life isn't effed because you run the fifty yard dash in five seconds. Your girlfriend's is!
EDASAURUS_REX 0
MAYBE U SHOULD LAST LONGER
bluengreen 0
Sounds like a pretty good gf to me.
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
so she wants to do it more.. wuts the problem?
ms_not_so_happy 0
I think that is a good thing. Don't be so defensive she could have dumped you instead she is making an effort and finding ways to improve your relationship. I would say she is a keeper.
FItAll_NoRegrets 0
I can see how what she did can make you feel bad... but that's not a bad thing at all. If it lasts longer it's better for both of you.
The_Big_Mac 7
I was thinking the same thing this isn't an fml this is oh so life goes on and I'm still getting to have sex tonight.