Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
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Top comments
skierguy 0
You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.
802_CRU 0
aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.
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802_CRU 0
aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.
teameminem 2
Move to Colorado!
Mrhammer404 21
He lives in France
skierguy 0
You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.
MukyDaCookie 0
Dude thats rough, cant blame em though everything is better when ur blazed
giffinator 0
lol true #5
TheUnnamedOne 0
lmao #5
Fml37 0
I agree with #5 and also it's too bad you don't live in Canada. Weed is decriminalized here.
dracon81 0
uuuuuuuhm, i don't know what part of Canada you live in but where i live its completely illegal.
Kronic_Kitten 0
Um no it's not......if you are carrying over a certain amount of weed or if it is all divided up like you're selling it then you get arrested. If you say only have a joint then they ususally just take it away and let you go.....
quicksilver_fml 0
It's still illegal. And, smoking anything is bad for your health. I don't see why anyone would want do it.
cbobrob 3
it's decriminalized in California now too, an infraction. you get a $100 ticket that's the equivalent of a traffic ticket.
iislix1ii 19
Have you been listening to all those shitty drug addiction crap? Marijuana isnt really that bad( unlike cigarete i HATE that crap) its actually good for you if not used moderately public officials go really hard on it when in reality, drinking alchohol and smoking cigaretes cause waaayyyy more deaths than weed does
eaglesfan761 0
in the netherlands, week is legal if you're over 18.
simonnetherlands 0
being 18 or have friends who are and pay 3,50 euro and have à really good evening
johnnycupcakes 0
Hope u have talent
cmac86 24
They deserve it for smoking pot.
Pipity147 0
your a buzzkill
tencalories 3
Shut the **** up, 21. Potheads are dipshits and you're ten times the average fuckhead.
Grindwhore 2
You and 12 are both huge faggots
8_D 0
YDI for not joining in, a REAL band all gets high together. its the rules