Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML
Today, after a twelve week dry spell followed by an eight week one, I decided to take a bit more initiative at seducing my girlfriend. Not only was she "not in the mood" again, but she offered me Trident Layers gum instead. She apparently thought that it was a fair trade. FML
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Melly_fml 0
actually for evolutionary purposes men are suppose to wait until the female orgasms, her ****** helps the sperm move towards the egg through the contractions
MCart_fml 0
Aren't there any other guys here who treat the first ****** as foreplay? Sex should be a marathon not a 100 meter sprint.
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Comments (65)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
that must suck, having sex and you can't feel it
Timmeh94 0
I want some
samimcCune 15
why are you complaining? at least she still wants to have sex with you. you think that was crappy, you'd be feeling even worse if she just gave up completely. try it, you never know until you try! it just may, not only make your relationship better if she's satisfied, (which she obviously hasn't been lately) but also make you more satisfied, satisfied you pleased her and a more pleasurable ****** and time for you because it actually took some time to get you there.
Lrigglez 7
This just means you weren't satisifying her enough. :)
adhdwizard 13
That's terrible to hear
Ryanc621 9
Jerking off before you have sex makes you last longer ( I hear )
qmberkey 7
Wow, I'm sorry bro
victoria63 12
I need to buy some of these for my bf!