Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my 91-year-old grandpa. He was lost driving somewhere in my town. I then spent the next few hours trying to teach him how to send his location until his phone died. FML
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Top comments
batch56 0
that's so cute.
Zamax 0
And you know this how? lol :)
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Comments (61)
pinkfrenchrose 5
lol
Root123 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I know how he must have felt, I've lived 85 years without ever seeing **** or anything like it as well. Also, he's not actually your grandfather, your grandmother remarried after the birth of your parent.
Zamax 0
And you know this how? lol :)
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
4 seriously WTF! hahaha
danishbagel 3
And I love how your profile account says you were born in 1989...
batch56 0
that's so cute.
pu13 5
awwww your right old people looking at **** is so cute( sarcasm )
Lubinduba 0
lmaoo
nafiul93 0
Aaaaaaahh lmaooooo that is too funny
BurnBabyyBurn 0
lmao, "thats so cute" actually, true that :D
notfromearth7 0
I loled because I could totally see my grandfather doing this.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
haha, good ol' grandpa.
happykid 0
aw. probably wishing he was still hot n' ready
usernamegoeshere 0
lawl grandpa needs to have the good old days back