Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
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Top comments
stormstarcj 12
Someone needs to step up in the romance department. Although, she probably bought them herself.
zeon492 13
Damn. What a asshole fyl.
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Comments (121)
splitintwo 6
Well OP at least you aren't trying to sabotage someoneelses relationship. Every now and again a relationship needs a bit of romance, perhaps OP was a bit overdue and said admirer noticed... Honestly if flowers is all she wants you may want to reconsider proirities...
capthigh 16
the name had me rolling
lifestory2 5
Buy her some freakin flowers!
SingleDT846_CRD 6
That guy talked shit about OP, just to make himself look better with a bunch of rose. That's ugly and mean. Cheer up, OP. A man who shoulders responsibility will always win himself a nice lady, a just-talk-the-talk guy will never stand a chance. BTW, hope ur girlfriend could know believing in each others is a large part of the relationship. Don't get fooled by some useless romantics.
worldclassrager 41
That's hard to compete with.,.but as long as she is with you is all that matters..,right?
marameansme 3
OR! Just buy her flowers?
truepanda 2
CLAIM UR WOMAN!! Get her something nice. ;)
EmsyyyRose13 24
She is not property to claim.
xYin 16
Plot twist: She bought them and told you they're from an admirer so that you'd play attention to her.
adog42 2
Should of bought her flowers...lol Jk that's creepy
jollimus 7
Admirer... sure why not