Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML
Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
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Top comments
Americanus 7
Some people are just full of crap
Kenuru 21
"You sold me something that I wanted, but it's not what I wanted at all!" The customer service industry is awful.
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Americanus 7
Some people are just full of crap
Bano360 25
I doubt she's full of it anymore.
AKGirlinSD 20
Yes they are! I had a similar situation, to OP, when I worked at a pharmacy. My customer wanted me to find medications that would know when she was available to have a bowel movement. That way, she would never have to have a bowel movement in public again.
Black0ut247 5
That's a shitty situation... Anyone? No...? Ok never mind.
ForkymeetsPorky 15
Maybe she shat out her brains? Sounds plausible on this site.
tjv3 10
Did you tell her that she is just full of shit for blaming you?
YoloHobo2013 6
Not anymore lol
nurchok 15
Perhaps the doc told her to get laxative and she just didn't know what it meant? Just a thought. But she's definitely not full of shit anymore...
Kenuru 21
"You sold me something that I wanted, but it's not what I wanted at all!" The customer service industry is awful.
nurchok 15
The worst part is that it's always the innocent CSRs that take all the blame. And half the time the management is too stupid and takes the asshole customer's side...
flashback.miss 28
can't fix stupid. what did she expect laxatives would do?
Enslaved 38
Laxatives are suppose to help you have a-- B.M. easier. Not necessarily give you "diarrhea". If I wanted to shit uncontrollably, I'd just eat at Taco Bell. :P
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
JonDG 12
taco bell is perfect for constipation
vettle 6
No I'm pretty sure laxatives are the powerful way to get something out. A stool softener is the easier way.
RentABozo 4
Can't fix stupid
JonDG 12
why is your comment said to be too negative when someone else commented saying "cant fix stupid. what did she think laxatives would do." you said nothing wrong
ajaj26 12
She may need crazy pills too.... Preferably ones that don't have diarrhoea as a known side effect!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
did you explain to her what you were giving her
kmccain 27
Most people know what laxatives do.
LizetteBerenice 22
I'm sorry OP some people shouldn't be alive
frumpy4 7
that was harsh
TheNoobySpartan 13
That escalated quickly!
Dracoboxer357 36
There might be some people that shouldn't be alive, but someone who doesn't like ******** uncontrollably probably isn't that person. ;p
chuka81 27
People are getting better at being idiots.
freezeangel 11
there are all sorts of people in the world this is one of the very few pricks
TheNoobySpartan 13
I don't know where you live, but I'd prefer to live in a world where there are only a FEW pricks.
Zaros_fml 24
Everyone knows that people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Jtaura 10
Hahah wow.
joawmeens 7
Thanks for your input?