Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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Top comments
logankyng 15
Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution
freckleface221 19
Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.
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Comments (73)
logankyng 15
Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution
ViRepz 28
To have another bundle of joy?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
ViRepz...after having noticed your last 12 or so comments, I can't help but feel that you have many issues of your own in life, and you take out your frustration on random posters on FML by busting their chops (or trying to, anyway) and putting their comments down. Stop being so angry...breathe. Smile. Your parents love you. Go ask for a hug. PS- please don't feel obliged to reply. Good day. :)
ViRepz 28
Hey if I made you reply to me, job well done =)
CaiDog 20
He felt obliged to reply.
Wizardo 34
#16, He's just an angry, sad, little man but if he continues to improve his comments he could be that one hilarious and bitter guy that everyone needs to know. Also I have a feeling him and olpally may be distantly related what with all the anger flowing out of them.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Did you ask your parents for that hug?
ViRepz 28
Would you be my dad?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I can...but I'll have to charge.
hannahsnyder69 16
Angry Bird Guy, You know there's a problem if allll your comments have too many negative votes to even show
CaiDog 20
^Actually, one of them isn't, and the funny part is pretty soon yours is going to be like that. I wonder what your problem is?
Amoondris 17
Or she can have an extremely young baby, it is common to have a "baby belly" for a few months after having the child. Your skin has to go from being stetched to what your body needs to relearn what is/was normal.
399 41
lol
freckleface221 19
Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.
PterodactylMan 23
And scare people in bathrooms
Testing1234 25
Haha i read that one
MichellinMan 20
Yep, and 90% of the time they're exaggerating.
kwyk 23
I prefer to look at my belly as grand
laden_swallow09 35
Not jolly?
lalalaisling 10
Don't worry OP :) I'm sure you're lovely as you are. I've had quite a few experiences like that with kids myself, they don't know any better. You just gotta laugh it off and remember that you're beautiful!
dancer4life143 13
Exactly! I have pretty bad acne and kids always ask me why I have red bumpy things on my face. It used to embarass me really badly but now I just laugh it off and explain to them what acne is(: and some of the kids are super sweet and will tell me things like "yay! Your bumps are going away!" haha
Ishq786 12
Run OP! Literally!
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Kids really don't hold back from saying whatever pops into their mind.
Steve95401 49
Time to hit the gym.
CaiDog 20
Hey big is beautiful, am I right?
laden_swallow09 35
Big CAN be beautiful. Rolls are not the same as curves. At all.
jonmansheppard 9
Big as in flabby, lumpy rolls that look like spoiled milk, is not beautiful.
cottoncandymango 17
Awww. She is only being innocent.
tralala453 22
She's only a kid, don't take it too seriously.
illegalbeagle69 23
No that means you take it very seriously!
bandeek 30
Kids don't usually lie about things like that...
tralala453 22
Not lie, but they can exaggerate.