Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
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Top comments
idefka 34
Ugh, too many people are like that.
ThrottleJockey 36
Yay on the job at least.
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Comments (35)
idefka 34
Ugh, too many people are like that.
MDoremis 38
Way too many.
TreeTreeMan 23
Even one is too many
ThrottleJockey 36
Yay on the job at least.
ohSNAPyall 27
Really?
Velhalv 12
At least you're interesting.
norpedo 16
Until he deems her uninteresting and calls her horrible names behind her back as well
Dr_Lily_fml 17
"Take it as a compliment!!! Duuuh!!!" -___-
imerichello 18
Get evidence and get his ass fired!!
ThePaperDragon 31
I don't think he would be able to be fired. OP says they work in a small business, which means the boss most likely owns the place. They may just have to search for a new job.
cats4lyfe 25
Can someone explain to me what the problem is? I don't quite understand.
7and7is 20
It's a racist term about Asians.
cats4lyfe 25
Thank you, I understand now.
tarlax 11
Did you miss the creeper part as well? Cause that's an FML even without the racism.
nickie_94 18
Another day, another creepy boss.
Tripartita 45
That's the perfect opportunity to look at him dead in the eyes and say, "Actually, I'm greatly interested in the number of slope-eyed workers employed at this company. The ratio of slope-eyed to standard workers is roughly 47 percent higher than that of the general population. I'm looking forward to conducting further research."
Adam_Power58 16
You should defend them, it's not nice and you wouldn't like if he talked about you like that , unlucky OP that you're under him
writerchic85 26
That's the part where you tell him you are part Asian and then watch as he stammers his way through an apology
Zarcissa 34
Are you sure he would apologise? To me the boss seems to be enough of an ass to not to.
TheLastCenturion 19
I don't think he'd give a damn. He'd probably just start calling OP a slanty-eyed **** as well. Or a race traitor or something.
False_Stupidity 42
I don't think the OP's boss would give a slopey eyed **** about that.
Richard6036 13
Comments lick that are racist to say the least, your boss is treading on dangerous ground