Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Top comments
sammyf89 13
Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.
sabrina1212 2
What did she say back? :(
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Comments (221)
ohSNAPyall 27
Harsh, but she deserves it.
SarahJaine 5
What kind of sick bitch does that to her boyfriend? She's mad bro.
dansco 25
What a stupid woman! She deserves it but shame you sent the message straight away...
yummcookie 0
Lie and say you were so upset you made them up to hurt her back?
Kaerunoutof 3
Just joking? It's not funny at all.
flatfatmat 3
I know this is stipid, but what doesYDI and OP stand for?
inkdot 8
Do you live under a rock by any chance?
CRC_101 31
Urban Dictionary (the website, .com) is a wonderful thing. Just search the term or acronym, and wah-lah! Use a bit of common sense, and you have your meaning. Hopefully, you'll never ask a stipid question again.
MickGold 8
And now you know why revenge is never the way to handle things.
elliepenguin 5
YDI for not being the better person.
BreePallas 0
Wow really? Unless you have a long distance relationship she probably wouldn't break up with you over text and if your relationship had been going fine there would be no reason for her to break up so why wouldn't you ask her why first instead of throwing a tantrum?
babeyface 0
Wow you are an idiot!!!! Like if u really like the chick u are SCREWED!!! With a capital "S"!!!!! Like why would you even do that like just wow I hope she dumped your sorry ass.
DaMan25 4
I don't think u typed "like" enough in ur comment