Loveless
Sorry, but…
Today, my crush said that I was exceptionally ordinary. To my face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hatethatiloveyou
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Quit it
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
The Fishing Pole
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
SarahAnne
Good enough
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
ug
Canada
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Anonymous
Dadbods for ever
Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
UglyAintGotNoAlibi
United States
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Anonymous
It's not unusual
Today, I complimented my crush. No, I didn't call her beautiful or sexy, though those definitely apply. No, instead, I called her scrumptious. I can't even begin to explain. FML
Random
Langley, Canada
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!
demix_fml 32
It’s a line that Luna says from HP.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
In these crazy times, ordinary can be high praise. Also, he noticed you!
genuinegoodguy 9
Find a better person to have a crush on.
RichardPencil 32
Or maybe a worse person? She'd improve her odds by lowering her standards, not raising them.
kfchicken 31
let's stick with someone who better for her. lowering standards is not a good thing. find people who vibes with you, don't go for worse humans.
demix_fml 32
It’s a line that Luna says from HP.
OrySoma 11
I mean atleast you're exceptional at something in their eyes?
Gigi Hill 6
Did he mean extraordinary?
bobsanction 18
At least you're exceptional at something.
diraven 15
Tell him to check out your butt