Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
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Comments (68)
TheLoneWolf87 4
Sucks, she's a bitch. First
hellokittywhore 0
well that's probably why you remind her of her first boyfriend. :D lol
noscope_ftw 0
well then she's not lying is she...
djsquintz 0
who the hell hunts down friends and family after they get dumped to ask about their ex's ex?
Luckster 0
Sounds like a crazy one to me...you're probably better off.
Reyo 2
There's something not quite right with that girl, OP. I'd say you just let it go and be glad you got out of that inevitable train wreck with all of your extremeties.
kthesystem 0
"I've checked with all of her friends and family." Makes OP seem slightly creepy and obsessive imo.
thatsfunny8 0
you're probably better off without her then. it's kind of sad/worrying though...I wonder if there's something wrong with her? :/ more likely though she just couldn't think of any other excuse..sorry OP.
LemonStarship 5
Maybe she had imaginary boyfriends?
fatfatgoeshome 8
or maybe an online boyfriend her family and friends didn't know about? either way, it seems like you're better off without her
youreanidiot 0
sounds like they're probably in high school, if that's the case news spreads like wildfire
nightmare1234 0
a stupid and dumb bitch wow
blinkingstarlet 15
stupid AND dumb? imagine that...
null_fml 11
So... she was trying to spare your feelings. Always a dumb thing to do when breaking up with someone, but it's not THAT bad.
mirix 6
maybe she had a secret first boyfriend that no one knew about? o.o
MagicMeds 0
seriously this^ i dont tell people have a girlfriend unless it comes up
teiso_fml 0
My first thought is that she kept her boyfriend a secret from her friends and family. Either that or she was just making up an excuse.
sportsnut 0
i think its a good thing she got away from you... i wouldn't want to date someone who goes around asking everyone i know about my past relationship status. so if you would, please go thank her for me
maplebaby 0
Totally agree! What kind of freak are you, to check with 'all her friends and family'? You deserve to be dumped, it's frankly none of your business, and have you ever considered that maybe she was just letting you down easy, so she didn't just have to say 'you're a creepy stalker freak'? YDI.
sarcdude 3
perhaps he wanted to know WHY he was considered creepy? he wouldn't have to if he wasn't dumped >_>
crzyry 6
@sardude: I could see him wanting some answers but he asked "all" of her family and friends. That is stalking 101.
sarcdude 3
well I could see if he asked every single last family member and friend, which is possible, which would be stalking. The other possibility is that he meant that he asked her immediate family and her best friends, which isn't anywhere near that bad. At any rate he's the real victim here, he got dumped :/
crzyry 6
I agree getting dumped sucks but if he did ask everyone he needs help. Also, I don't think that after a 2 month relationship he is that heartbroken. jmo
newsgit 0
It's not like he was asking them exclusively. He just thought he was her first boyfriend, and when she said otherwise, it confused him.
wh4t3v3R 0
Not heartbroken after 2months? The shorter the time, the better the "The One that Got Away" story to accompany it and therefore the bigger the heartbreak.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
Dude you dodged a bullet