Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I'm her first boyfriend. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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mackdeezy 22
Clearly she wanted an excuse to dump you. At the same time, 3 weeks? Im not so sure she enjoyed your company to begin with. Good Luck, OP, you'll find someone better.
montsecc 8
Nah that's just an excuse, forget that shelfish person man. I'm sure you'll find a better person
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Comments (28)
MrMedic2013 5
Obviously she was never that intoyou. I'm sorry for you, but move on. find someone better
bartsj88 6
Seems like she just needed an excuse. Sorry, bro. Hopefully, you'll find someone better soon.
MiraRose 20
It's an excuse, don't feel bad though OP, obviously she wasn't a very nice person anyway!
lucasj23 11
I hate to tell you this but I think she broke up with you because she doesn't like you. she just needed an excuse.