Today, I found out I need serious surgery on my right knee to remove a tumor growing underneath it. I will not be able to walk for 3 weeks, and the doctor told me to take off for 5 months from work just for full recovery. My father's response, "You'll do anything not to work." FML
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AdamGD 0
put your father in a really crappy nursing home
LoveItOrLeaveIt 0
Wow :/ that really sucks
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LoveItOrLeaveIt 0
Wow :/ that really sucks
Ox_Baker 0
No, it doesn't. His father obviously wasn't being serious. This isn't an FML.
neonokku 0
not an fml grr
stone_light 0
this isnt an fml. your dad is most likely trying to be funny. if my dad did that i would probably give a friendly punch and chuckle. however, if he was serious then you should have included it in the fml -in that case what a douchebag
aaaaa12345_fml 0
ydi for having a tumor
efwiz 0
No, I believe the OP's father was being serious. I know what it's like to have dick parents like that, who put their own knee-jerk reactions over logic. He was NOT kidding.
t0pher 0
nah my father was he said it to me and called my job to make me go back to work...fml
t0pher 0
thats mean yo i didnt give myself a tumor..who would do that and how?
t0pher 0
thats messed up
rygorg 3
Yeah, I really hate it when people CHOOSE to have tumors which cost them their jobs and the ability to walk and cause them severe pain. O.o
krad204 21
That means 5 months of Skyrim if that happened to me, unfortunately my tumor was on/in my head...
JayTroi 0
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LMFAOO.. Your fathers A Total Win.. Sorry about the surgery though.. Hope everything goes okay
mcdys 0
haha, totally agree.
tx_beast 5
How is that a win?
zen4681 8
I'd say that's bad parenting
SookMauNoots 0
if u read this ur gay
kmgentil 0
uf father suks, get better soon
Joeyyyy 0
You're beat dude, better get on welfare soon.
tyson346 0
Ydi for boogying down
itschris 0
Ydi For being lazy most of your life
AdamGD 0
put your father in a really crappy nursing home
PenNameHere 0
how have 8 people put ydi?
ananamoose 0
actually I see 271 people put YDI, nice counting tho... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... don't stop there I know it's hard but you have to go all the way up to 271. come on buddy I know you can do it i believe in you!!!
kaspertheman 0
lol'd
RataBlanca 0
actually I see 464 people put YDI, nice counting tho... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... don't stop there I know it's hard but you have to go all the way up to 464. come on buddy I know you can do it i believe in you!!! Have you stopped to think maybe there were only 8 YDI by the time #9 wrote that?
dRose22 0
smart one, look at the time difference between comments. there were probably only 8 when the person commented, and as time passed, more people clicked on YDI. Common Sense :) Anyway, this isn't an FML. Obviously he was just joking.
spamtastic404 0
common sense is so rare its now classified as a super power.
ananamoose 0
people understanding sarcasm is so rare its considered a super power, it's sarcasm, guys how hard is it to understand, seriously, you all crack me up, literal sons a bitches
RataBlanca 0
Usually sarcasm is harder to transmit in writen mode. If sarcasm was intended, it was awfully done.
Necronomicon_fml 0
Wow what a dick. Get well soon :)