Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
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Comments (108)
mylifeisFedUP 0
damn.. I bet you're better off
RenRen_fml 0
Wow. I seriously don't think that outside opinions should affect how a person feels for someone. I think you're better off without her, dude.
24788 7
I think you're better off with out her.
vero_fml 0
OMG shes stupid
samtime 0
Mabie it's good that you broke up because she a stupid bitch.
av232 0
Whoa...good riddance.
paleknight47 0
Ydi for going out with a mildly retarded girl...
philman_fml 0
same thing happened to me m8t well don't know about the internet survey. haha try searching the net yourself to try and get her back, it's super lame but it helps
skandal_fml 0
Dude, you really got to stop sleeping with stupid girls, it's affecting your inteligence :))
Notyourenemy 0
Well.. at least your children has a hope. They're not going to be retarded after all.