Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
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Comments (108)
nomo_fml 0
If she is dumb enough to believe an internet survey, you are better off anyway.
shalvius 3
Internet is EVIL :D
ohhboyy 0
wow where'd you pick HER up? ....the...toilet store?
Ttessorc 0
She's obviously retarded. What are you doing dating a retarded girl?
Zerenade 0
I fail to see why he deserved this? Sure, in hindsight it was silly that she took the advice of an internet survey, but in foresight there was perhaps no way he could predict that she was going to break up with him, especially with such a pathetic excuse. He didn't "choose" for her to be like this. There's a lot of YDIs, so someone tell me why he deserved this.
randomcomment321 0
well if your dating someone who takes advice from a machine, dont expect any intelligence.
ammali 0
#36, hmm, maybe. But if I'm surfing around and bored and see a quiz like that, I'll take it just for the heck of it to kill time. It doesn't mean I actually take the results to heart or anything. She probably was looking for an excuse, though.
need_cheese 0
I think she might been having doubts before she took the survey. But... whatever. You're probably better without her.
screwloose 0
#14: Perfect example of how this could have gone from "mildly humorous" to a REALLY GOOD FML!
sleepless15_p 0
YDI for dating a total idiot