Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Assface
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
I'd like to thank…
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Oh, hi… you
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Classic
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
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hk_fml 9
Aww that sucks I'm sure you're pretty! Kids can be quite bitchy
Yayap_fml 0
In times like these, I call up the advice of one of my youth leaders of old: Don't let assholes rent space in your head. How old were these girls? Because schoolgirls can get REALLY immature when putting others down (to be fair, so can boys). Don't take it personally, they're just looking for a way to boost their own low self-esteem
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abyssion1337 0
kids are like that, don't take it personally, not really an FML
pepsie_fml 0
you cant spell believe with out lie
hk_fml 9
Aww that sucks I'm sure you're pretty! Kids can be quite bitchy
nevsky6 3
especially in this economy
Sanchezzz 0
lulz 4 randum economy statement.
lidsthesquid 4
They are just jealous! :3
mf_fml 0
kids are mean sometimes. :(
Theatregeek788 0
agreed. those girls r bitches OP dont take it personally :-/
Yayap_fml 0
In times like these, I call up the advice of one of my youth leaders of old: Don't let assholes rent space in your head. How old were these girls? Because schoolgirls can get REALLY immature when putting others down (to be fair, so can boys). Don't take it personally, they're just looking for a way to boost their own low self-esteem
jewbies 0
Kids at young ages do that at times. Its how they try to fit in.
vxjazz 0
Ouch.
SomethingWitty 0
Yeah, here's a great time to break out the "You're adopted."
marz88 0
"Your adopted, no one loves you, and your mom should have used plan C" Thats the line I would tell my kids =P
BlueEyed1019 12
you tell ur kids to say that?? how old are they!!
xlostwithoutu 0
*you're
littlefrog_fml 0
Don't even let that phase you, (phase?faze?) anyways, keep doing your thing, they mean nothing to you in the long run.
Silhouette_fml 0
They may say kids are always the most honest people, but that isn't always true.
Sanchezzz 0
thats a lie. ofck, paradox time!