Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
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Comments (108)
Lotus_Eater 0
Sorry OP, but I think she was just looking for an excuse. :(
infantrygirl 0
Ouch, man, that sucks. Sounds like you're better off without a ditz like that...
King_of_Kings 3
ditch the bitch
Bennyboy1985 0
People like your girlfriend are the reason that cults exist.
mistress_friday 0
This proves my theory that humanity's IQ is decreasing thanks to the internet.
Misanthropist 0
Wow, you know how to pick 'em.
JillianIsLoveee 0
Alrighty, 1, I am sorry you had a stupid girlfriend and I hope you find someone better. But 2, why would anyone say that you deserved this? I don't understand that.
AntiChrist7 0
if you choose a girlfriend who is that stupid to believe internettests, we all should be happy you two have no children, they would probably be retarded
Jahzara 0
Dude, you only deserved that one in that if she's retarded enough to dump you cause of some survey, you're better off without her.
your_face 15
I don't think she's stupid for believing an internet survey that says she's not in love - I think she's stupid for being in the relationship in the first place when she's obviously not mature enough to know what they're really about. OP, your gf was too young, which means either you are too, and just need to wait a few years, or you're a creeper, in which case date someone your own age.
Jari 0
Or she could just be a dumbshit.