Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Busted
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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PlasticShark 0
You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...
you_not_me_OWNED 0
well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....
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Comments (108)
SPcamert 0
I don't even think I need to say it but...you're better off.
Tbuccola 0
Apparently she is stupid. Good riddence, haha!
Lou_Briccant 0
I don't know whats worse here, being dumped from internet survey advice, or being dumped because you're not enough like the guy from Twilight.
FuzzMonkey09 0
At least you werent dumped becasue you dont "sparkle" or arent like Edward Cullen from Twilight. P.S. I hope you find a really good girlfriend who doesnt take advice from a stupid INTERNET SURVEY
Drekos 0
completely your fault for having a dumbass for a girlfriend
dan81892 2
if she's dumb enough to believe one of those things, then she's not worth it.
podrummer9209 0
Yeah, how shallow can you get? If I relied on everything the internet told me, I'm pretty sure I'd've probably killed myself out of frustration years ago.
free_Aus 0
But I saw it on the internet.... IT HAS TO BE TRUE!!!!!
asub3292 0
this comment is on the internet and it tells your girlfriend to swallow a vibrator (quick get ur gf over here, if she believes teh internet then this could be fun)
hat_fml 0
sorry to hear... maybe it was just a lame ass excuse for her own inadequacies...