Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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Comments (158)
samantha_durano 6
what's OP mean?
dubbers98 0
sucks
Reynard12 0
Um, someone you've been dating for two weeks is not really your girlfriend, unless you are in junior high.
danielle8D 0
but he shouldve asked anyway. how was she supposed to know he didnt know? with fb and myspace nowadays u should know ur own gf's birthday.
mattmag 0
it's called facebook. ydi.
swagga0n1oo 0
that's odd...I swear I read this exact FML a few days ago. except girl was like today my Bf didn't remember my birthday FML. FAKE N GAY. GET ORIGINAL!!!
alya_fml 0
if it was a 2 week thing, it's not an fml. go find someone hotter.
glen12 0
it's not that it's cause u have a tiny penis
Morphs 0
Cheap way to dump you..
som_fml 0
heh, FYL? More like SAVED your life!