Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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sterl13 0
**** you football is the best... who dat nation!!!
namhowell 6
She probably had already told you that or given you hint then expected you to know and never actually thought you never got it. Women! I bet she's just sensitive because it's her birthday and her boyfriend doesn't know it but you guys will get back together after you explain to her I'm sure. But who the he'll become a couple after only 2 weeks, left alone breaking up? You 2 must be kids.
sami51 0
thats funny, i forgot my nieces birthday today too! she turned six and i've alwayss known her birthday! but i didd just get home at like 10 from being on a 3 day trip out of state now i'm just blabbing because i'm high and i'm waiting for my loooser best friend to come up to bed but **** that i woke her up and she yelled at me, i'll leave her to feel awkward in front of my mom tomorrow morning when she wakes up haha. goodnightt all.
xxmarlboroxx 0
did anyone understand this comment? or am I the complete idiot... no no that definitely didn't make any sense
cleeko 0
Shes a *****
JDMJunKie 0
if she wants to leave let her go. if she can leave for something so simple she doesnt care. Plu the next girl can be betta :D
PentiumBawls8 0
Thats a stupid thing to cry over. Thats like my wife divorcing me for not knowing where the tv remote is. And i dont even watch tv!
4toestatue 7
that was just a cheap excuse, nobody expects to know his/her birthday after knowing him for a couple weeks.
taasha 0
sucks
RyanZhang22 1
she is a total (randomly strung together explicatives) face. you should be GLAD she left you!!!