Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
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Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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Luckster 0
She sounds very conceded. You're probably better off without her.
xxmarlboroxx 0
ydi for not knowing, BUT fyl for her being all psycho about it and breaking up over it
neonskittzy 0
she used that as a excuse... must not have really wanted you
Duran40 0
you shoulda asked... start a conversations.. come on guy.
Freeze_fml 17
That's when you go, "Suprise!" and dump her.
blondie007 0
yeah u don't need her... that's garbage!
LiTTleBitTwistEd 0
that's a bunch of shit.
sterl13 0
stupid bitch
mmmazingmary 0
it's only been two weeks. don't sweat it ;) ps! follow my Twitter.com/likeohmuhgod
Freeze_fml 17
Fat girl angle shot strikes again!
Thisbe_fml 0
She said that she broke up with you because you forgot her birthday, but she probably just doesn't like you and was trying to let you off easy. It's passive aggressive and kind of childish, but maybe its for the better depending on how much you'd like to hear how boring and/or obnoxious you are.