mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BadBoyfriend
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Flipper_87
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
krisest1988
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
kalazoo21
United States
Unexpected
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Make her train her replacement!
alvarny 17
well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.
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alvarny 17
well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.
Lobby_Bee 18
A professional girlfriend. I wonder, who will be her next job?
jgiles09 17
wtf? dear...... please accept this as my written notice that I wish to end this relationship. I will continue to be with you for 2 weeks. yours sincerely your ****** up girlfriend
Tsumetai_ 11
maybe the 2 weeks is to give him some time to move out, that is if they live together.
J Huang 8
Just break up with her. You don't need her
RichardPencil 32
Make her train her replacement!
ArbiterOfFML 24
^This
Georgian_fml 15
are you getting your security deposit back?
Vicky Sapio 7
Or rather than bitching about it use those two weeks to save your relationship?
Alex Riddock 5
Or rather than being a twat, realise that he just used his situation to make a funny post on an app that's basically used to write funny posts about life's great **** ups. I'm sure he's trying his best to sort out whatever happened. Don't be judgemental.
Steffi 26
If I had to guess I'd say she's moving away
PoundTheDonut 8
At least you can plan your revenge in advance.
DEADPOOL076 30
Well I hope you give her a good reference.