Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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Comments (158)
olw25 0
I'm sure she mentioned it
NewJoisey 0
@84. you don't need to pretend to be high to seem less of a loser. seriously, stop being a poser and get off the internet
heartagram_in_ro 0
what a materialistic bitch.... you don't need that.
benito_fml 0
dude if you got a girlfriend LEARN her bday!! other wise your screwed
mannup1234 0
it was only for 2 weeks you cant be that heart broken anyway its kind of your fault you should have asked... haa
hedgehogs 0
Sounds pretty narcissistic to me -- the girl, not you. I think you got a lucky break in losing her now. It saved you a lot of grief. I'm old and know these things. >wg
Kaizoku_fml 6
I'd say you went all Neo on her and dodged a bullet. Birthdays are so arbitrary anyway, if I ever got involved with a bitch that got all up in my face about forgetting a birthday, or if they even mentioned the toilet seat, I'd sell them to aliens for "medical" studies. True story.
DarDarAttack 0
Being a girl, I'll give you some advice. ALWAYS KNOW WHEN THE BIRTHDAY IS. It doesn't matter if it's been 2 weeks or 2 years, That's the FIRST thing you ask a girl. You'll save yourself alot of troublesome shit. At least you aren't my brother, though. He forgot his girlfriend's birthday. He got kicked in the balls. And in the face. Broken nose, too. Happy Birthday!
Jrbn 0
@143 Sounds like your brother dated one butch bitch. He shouldn't have dated a ex-convict for his own safety too.
LGshutterbug 0
Send her a "thank you" card. Inside it should read: Thank you for letting me know you are a complete psychopants form the start!
Baron_Random 0
Why is she your girlfriend if you don't even know her that much.