Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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Comments (158)
youthink_fml 0
Be thankful. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
42billybob 5
at least you know for next time to either learn her birthday, date people who have a sense of rationality, or establish that you WILL forget it.
kayvan 8
Not really an FML. More like a F-Yes!-I-dodged-a-bullet (FYIDAB) :-)
robhud1 0
she was just looking for excuse to break up with u loser..... your calling her ur girlfriend and u only been 2 gether 2 weeks??
javakrypt 0
2 weeks and she's like that, jeez.
miss_lovely22 0
that's why you "talk" and get to know each other BEFORE you date/make things official, because if you did that you would have already had her birthday engraved in your brain..dumbass.
Alicia10_fml 0
who does that?!?! who breaks up with their bf or gf cuz they didn't kno their bday? ESPECIALLY if they've only been goin out for 2 weeks? obviously tha bitch has problems n ur beta off without her, she's prolly one of those crazy psycho chics anyway
blastvortex 4
I'd say that you should get out while you can, but you're already there. Seriously, that dumb broad is one pumpkin short of a full pie.
Batman4890 0
it probably wasn't even her birthday and she was just looking for an excuse to dump yo ass!
wownerd19 0
aren't those questions you kinda ask and find out before rushing into a relationship? sigh kids these days and their raging hormones.