Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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rachexl 0
at least now you can find someone older than 14
wantsomejewinu 0
Some girls are annoying as hell like that.
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sky890714 0
Maybe she wantted you to ask her when is her birthday, but you didn't.
d3v0n8r 0
try asking, it helps
jtag017 0
screw her. chicks are crazy ...
ipwnallmen 10
ahhh i remember moderating this.... anyway.. someone needs to check back into the asylum or learn a lesson in human consideration... :)
mandrake2004 0
**** her! the day you start worrying about those crazy biatches is the beginning of the end..
NewJoisey 0
hes not telling the full story. for all we know, he could of known this girl for YEARS and finally started dating and forgot her bday, which would be a YDI, Or, he could of just met the girl 3 weeks ago(or 2 if you like to take things fast) which would be a YDI for not bothering to ask.. for all you know she could be 4 years younger than you. Or, when you met her, you two exchanged ages, in this case you say 'oh hey, whens your birthday?'. either way you derserved it idiot.......
Thunderbender 2
Even if he should have known by then. The fact that she never told him and STILL got mad at him for not knowing shows that she's completey insane. Most people dont randomly ask when someone's birthday is. Thats something YOU tell someone else.
mandrake2004 0
I totally disagree man. No sane person would break up with someone over a forgotten birthday. Broads are totally crazy by nature, you shouldn´t even try to understand em, its futile. I slowly got that idea after a couple of relationships with some of those psycho chicks. And totally realized the gravity of the situation when I read some chick´s story on msn, where she proudly told the world that she dumped her ex because he once cut his toenails in front of her. LOL
Thunderbender 2
. . .Thats nasty though, I wouldnt really call that crazy.
mandypandy0014 0
that's why facebook was invented
jonnyapples 7
I am an American but I still hate american football. xD
Alboboi 0
u shouldve known from facebook which im assuming she has (who doesnt)
realef 0
^^ trueee or myspace it tells u like a week in advance