Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Thanks dad
Today, my fiancé told me that my dad apologized to him that I hadn’t inherited my mother’s chest size. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
heatherjo
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Apron strings
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
fuck off, dad
Colombia
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Miserable parenting style
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
Ginger
Owensboro, United States
Dad! No!
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
drebel
United States
How rude
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
idontevencareanymore
Jarrell, United States
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
sighoutloud
United States
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
SkottLong
Logan, United States
Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
mysea8679
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
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BMXDude22 12
That's… an odd thing to say. Totally inappropriate.
xxlk4xx 6
I feel like if my dad said something like that about me I would want to know so I could Reem him out lol 😆 and tell him he's being creepy 😅
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BMXDude22 12
That's… an odd thing to say. Totally inappropriate.
lukey101 26
Shame on your dad for sayin that to your husband, and shame on your husband for telling you about it.
xxlk4xx 6
I feel like if my dad said something like that about me I would want to know so I could Reem him out lol 😆 and tell him he's being creepy 😅