Anonymous
Rest in Piss
Today, more of my friends celebrated Rush Limbaugh's death than celebrated when I won a national award two years ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuck people
Toronto, Canada
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Internet words IRL
Today, I decided to open up to my friends about losing my dad last year. To my horror, all they could do was laugh at and mock me, all because I said that he "unalived" himself. FML
Anonymous
Campinas, Brazil
Today, while mourning my friend's recent passing, my dad told me to shut the fuck up because "worse things are going on in the world". FML
the hated
Absecon, United States
Thoughts and prayers
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Anonymous
Australia
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
rcarn
Leesburg, United States
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Raven
United States
Salute
Today, I found out that the amazing, funny guy who introduced me to FML, and who would laugh in band with me every day at FMLs, has died. In his honor, FML
Anonymous
United States
Kinda expected
Today, I've been getting nothing but hate and backlash for letting my son, who had severe COVID, attend his father's funeral. It was the only chance for him to say goodbye, but nobody cares. FML
Anonymous
Santa Monica, United States
Parasocial to the max
Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Top comments
Bogrbon 27
Well, the bastard was a horrible human being. I think 60% of the nation was not in the slightest sad to see him go. (While fox news had a headline about losing "The Greatest of the Great." **** Fox News.)
tounces7 28
His death does way, way more for the country than you did, sorry. He LITERALLY used to mock anyone who died from AIDS and celebrate their death. The man was a monster and good damn riddance.
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Comments (9)
Sadpinko 21
That was two years ago and the blowhard died today, don’t see a problem. Do you really expect your friends to celebrate your award every year?
Bogrbon 27
Well, the bastard was a horrible human being. I think 60% of the nation was not in the slightest sad to see him go. (While fox news had a headline about losing "The Greatest of the Great." **** Fox News.)
RichardPencil 32
The moral of the story is that if you want people to be really passionate about you, be a nasty racist, sexist, lying piece of shit.
Yudith 28
Congratulations on your award!
tounces7 28
His death does way, way more for the country than you did, sorry. He LITERALLY used to mock anyone who died from AIDS and celebrate their death. The man was a monster and good damn riddance.
SJKatt 15
To be fair, his death has a bigger impact and is a better topic of conversation than your award ever could or will be. I don't understand why this is an FML rather than a, "Yeah, that makes sense, a bigot who has been loudly trash for decades dying is more important than an award I, a non famous or important person, won two years ago." Get your head out of your butt.
peterblack67 9
That's because its not all about you.
phybreawptic 13
You can cut the love and unity here with a knife.
bound101 7
lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well done on being awarded for doing a thing. I don't know how close it is to breaking even, but let them enjoy the death of a horrible piece of shit. We'll enjoy your thing.