Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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cassieperiodbee 14
Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)
igive 29
At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence. that just means you're a handsome woman.
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cassieperiodbee 14
Oh dear, well at least Brad Pitt is a good looking person, I mean if I were going to look like a guy, I would want to look like him. :)
ThatOneGuy719 16
At least that's a positive way to look at it hahaha, good thing she looks like Brad Pitt and not like Richard Simmons!
ktmla 14
Sorry OP that's PITTiful.
brivielle 15
Well OP should have asked which version. The Achilles version or the Benjamin Button version?
name_loading 19
I'd rather look like Robert Downey Jr. if I had to look like a guy, but hey take what you can get, right?
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, at least you get to go home to Angelina Jolie & "x" amount of adopted kids...
thesimp 6
Question still remains though, is the OP brad pitt or a fugly woman
chickenfeet223 11
im sorry to hear that. those guys are just wrong
Ian7890 23
how do you know they are wrong? have you seen OP?
mageepaigeee44 15
How do you know they were male?
igive 29
At first I was like "how is this an FML?" Till I read the least sentence. that just means you're a handsome woman.
badluckalex 23
I dont think woman want to be "handsome"
mageepaigeee44 15
The word handsome by definition is still gender neutral.
jaredofmo 22
So is pretty.
StillUsesMyspace 22
Unfortunately this is the real world where connotation of a word outweighs the literal definition every time.
w_pony_4ever 15
at least he's pretty!
mossdeep2 4
That is a difficult situation... I'm sorry OP.
goodwithoutgods 20
Hey, at least Brad Pitt is an attractive man. They could have mistaken you for Gollum.
onorexveritas 24
I actually met a girl who resembled Gollum quite a bit. stringy hair even.
chickinblue 12
Oh man FHL
hellnosucka 27
Well on the bright side, it's a good thing you're not a mam because otherwise you'd be a heart breaker. Also, a possible jerk and God knows there's enough of those already.
rocker_chick105 31
Yes, because everyone who looks good must be a jerk.
cina5 19
Maybe it was your outfit
Pleonasm 36
Which version of Brad Pitt though? The trampy looking one with the bad beard or what?
hellnosucka 27
I'd say it's the latter.
Phooey 22
this made my think of Tosh.O this season he's dressing up in different Brad Pitt character outfit.
TheRoyalSir116 8
At least you're sexy!