Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
DaBayst 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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Comments (118)
theRonin 18
I say good riddance! You deserve better. Obviously insecure and stupidly childish.
kingkobrastrikes 13
Well... that is just unfortunate for her parents... you try to make sure you're kids have a good education but it looks like she got through school with her HEAD-ucation...
udderbutter 15
Was it trivia crack
callmeanything 15
Aw, she's not sporty. It's just a game and she took it seriously. And isn't it's good to know that you're cheating on her on game not on reality. And to know that in game you're not cheating with her as well so she must feel lucky to have you.
ImBetterInPerson 11
Trivia crack is very intense. Sorry op
skippydoda 32
In case you have doubt, that's the clue to run fast and run far.
shelzykid 12
Trivia Crack I'm guessing?
vikky538 29
she must be watching vampire diaries a lot..
Katyness 14
well that escalated quickly.
bbrynnaa 28
Maybe it was just her way of being able to dump you without a real reason