Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
DaBayst 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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Comments (118)
doctor__who 19
OP's username says tampon.
Araj_Hs 19
Bro, you just don't win from your girl, without losing anything. That ain't realistically possible!
earljonez 22
First Monopoly now trivia? No game is safe to play with your girlfriend these days
OgBloodRaven 10
You always let them win bro. That is just rule #1. Rule #2 also states the loser get sympathy sex. Everyone wins in this rule book!
OgBloodRaven 10
Fine i was just trying to be nice. You crush them with no sympathy then gloat arrogantly in their face that they suck. Is that what you guys want?
nialls_girl 13
She does realize the type of cheating in a game is different than cheating on a significant other, right? Guess not...fyl, op.
joshi42 16
YDI for choosing such a disgusting nickname. I just remembered this anecdote you took it from.
dragonballz57 9
Was it triva crack?
kalbrek009 20
That's what I was thinking...everywhere I go I see (mostly) women playing it but a few men here & there as well.
dragonballz57 9
Yeah
Labarynth 2
You deserved it for being with such a stupid girl
travellingfun 18
Sometimes I wish that these FML'S were lies because some people worry me with their logic.
isisorchid 16
Dodged a bullet, dude. Take the out and roll with it.