Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
DaBayst 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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Comments (118)
speakfreely 21
Omg this just happened with me, my boyfriend got so upset I won him in trivia crack that he stormed out and took the zebra pillow pet he bought for me :(
JKPwnage 27
Well now you don't have to deal with her clingy ass.
1Personation 11
Once a cheater always a cheater..
bass_ftp 12
You dodged a bullet there man.
grimpeeper 13
Someone sounds a little paranoid.
ZannityZan 13
Looks like she either has serious insecurities that she needs to work through, or she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. Either way, it sounds like you're better off without her!
Flyndaran 10
Most people paranoid about their partners cheating only think of it as possible, because they themselves are cheating. Not all, but most. And I said, "paranoid", not legitimately concerned.
toolenduso 2
I stopped reading after "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again." You're a monster!
Mira Lux 26
And this is why we always read the full FML, before commenting on it.
toolenduso 2
Wasn't serious. Jeez.
PopcornTimes 14
Just... RUN.
voicetobeheard 8
Just read the first line and got nervous lol