Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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Top comments
JMcool 18
Well, you tried.
RichardPencil 32
All’s well that ends well! Well, not in this case.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
All’s well that ends well! Well, not in this case.
JMcool 18
Well, you tried.
Dave_Davington 34
She's not going to be well pleased with that.
Tripartita 45
Well pun well pun well pun well pun, OP.
I'madumbass 19
I hope your mom isn't like my mom. If I were to do something nice for her and accidentally screw up, all she would care about is I screwed up. Hope that car gets cleaned OP.
Lobby_Bee 18
Well, that well isn't a well well.
RichardPencil 32
Convince her that “filthy is the new shiny.”
arioch_fml 20
Well its the thought that counts Op. I bet you Wish you could turn back time to before you tried though,good luck dealing with your mom Op.
GhostFox 34
Wells tend to have hard water- meaning there's calcium and such dissolved ibtot the water that sticks to stuff.
davecross 11
Why didn't you just take it to the car wash and paid for it to be wash and vacuumed.
GhostFox 34
They are probably a teenager or otherwise not allowed - legally or otherwise- to drive their mother's car. It's also possible they were attempting to be somewhat frugal about it, or that it was a spur of the moment idea.