Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
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juliahockey 0
what a bitch.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shoulda had a v8!!(:
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Comments (182)
CTVrhythmguitari 8
wow, that is some hardcore embarrassment D: sorry man! maybe you should take self defense classes!
dasfro 2
wow ur a pussy. you got knocked out and a guy stole ur gfs purse.... wow. She had the right to be pissed. Most likely had money, credit cards, id, and stuff in there and her boyfriend was the one who got knocked out for it. yeah i would say she was justified for being emberassed. Your flot out pathetic!
free2speak 14
agreed!
afdude87 6
hey dumbass, maybe he was sucker punched in the back of the head? chill out and consider the situation.
nikki9tails 3
so his face is on the back of his head 18? agreed with 15
bariforlife 0
he said all of a sudden the robber punch so it was out of nowhere most likely he didnt even see the guy
purplepenguine 0
no one said he got knocked out so chill out dude
MissBunny25 0
hahahahaha 22 made me laugh so hard
MissBunny25 0
hahahahaha 22 made me laugh so hard
BeepBeepSwerve 9
learn to spell lol
sweet_candy_ 17
That sucks for both of you :(
ponyboy4u 0
dude ur a sissy.
Calyx_fml 22
You are a servant to her. Dump her.
Doortje 30
YDI for agreeing to hold her purse.
Gabbymcbride 2
Dude man up, or grow some balls. Seriously. YDI.
gb_chrs 2
she lost her purse after trusting it to her bf, who got knocked out by surprise. fyl for both of you.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
LOLOL $HE SHULD SU333 H1MMM LOLZZ!!!!!!11!! DUMP H1$ @$$$!!11!*@&
crispie4 0
oh god please do not breed ^^
MissBunny25 0
40 hahaha that made me lmao
crispie4 0
thank you I do try sometimes haha
Thabb 0
Will someone please tell me what the difference between manning up and growing balls is?
MissBunny25 0
"manning up": having balls, but not using them. "getting balls": growing a pair , and having the lost art of using them.
DoomedGemini 38
Does that mean if I seem someone punch you in the face I can tell you that? Robbers don't usually go 'hey, I am randomly going to steal something' all of the sudden, they usually know what they are doing. It's not an actual fight, they just need you down. Hit hard enough, most people would go down unless you are a huge wrestler, body-builder, ect. I kinda hope you get mugged at some point so you can get told to 'man up'
hellosir23 0
what a bitch
zendaddy0 0
through the words of her ex ..... man what a bitch
hellosir23 0
21- lmfao