Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML
Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I eavesdropped as my friend tried hinting to my crush that I like him. He replied, "Haha, eww. She looks like a fuckin' garden gnome." FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I tried to use a corny pickup line on my crush, but my mind blanked and instead of, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" I blurted, "Did you fall?" He just stared at me and said, "What?" FML
Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
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fenixtorador1 11
What did you expect from a muggle?
ayamekiba 13
Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'
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fenixtorador1 11
What did you expect from a muggle?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Accio, Harry Potter references!
fenixtorador1 11
They're always great references :)
Palirose 22
I wish there were many more harry potter references
Darkmagic666 9
I was going to say this. You beat me to it :p
johnrdz3 24
I would've kissed her for the awesome reference
doctorofTardis 17
Me too
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Don't feel sad, Luna's awesome :)
MsMourningStar 22
Correction! Luna is the best! I actually convinced my fiancé that if we have a second daughter to let me name her Luna Love because our last name will be Goodner! How great is that?! I'll have my very own Luna Lovegood lol
jem970 19
Omg 26 I am so jealous of you right now! Did you marry your husband for this exact reason?! I would have!
MsMourningStar 22
Hahaha no but it was definitely a bonus! Lol
ayamekiba 13
Ignore the muggle, you should of followed it with 'my name might not be luna but i know how to lovegood.'
fenixtorador1 11
Did you really just pull that pun from an Austin Powers movie..?
Roskie 16
^facewall
madgrinchhatter 12
Yeah, because Luna Lovegood is totally an Austin Powers character.
kitkatkit 4
18 I'm confused as to how you can make a Harry Potter reference, then totally miss this one
lucyy123 14
81 what I was going to say!!
fluffernut15 6
I believe #18 is referencing Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers 2
twinny_sc 13
He doesn't get the reference his loss not yours.
MissahMissy 25
If only I could thumb down #5 more than once. :/
tylahgrace 12
if only I could thumb down 52 more than once, at least I'd have a reason. 5 made a valid point
GrangerGal9089 6
Too bad that silly muggle didn't get it, you were just working your magic! ;)
SakataGintoki 9
I LOVE your picture!! AVMP/S UNITE :)
RochelleRedvines 8
I brought the redvines!
SakataGintoki 9
95 - what the hell can't they do!?
GrangerGal9089 6
GAH oh my Godric and here comes a bunch of fellow Starkids!!! We should get a party going, but no Squirt because only Harry Potter likes that hogshit!! XDD
irishpassion16 6
I just love it when potterheads/ starkids unite on fml! INDIAN BURRRNN!!
GrangerGal9089 6
OH GOYLE RULES!!!!
bluevayero 42
You put a spell on me with that comeback
Geometric 18
Dem muggles.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Couldn't you mention it was from Harry Potter? I had to look it up and I've even read all of the books. I had forgotten all about the Nargles.
GrangerGal9089 6
Better break out your spectra specs, nargals are everywhere, watch out!
JustPlayTheGame 6
You can't be a true fan if you didn't remember nargles :O
MsMourningStar 22
Then you're not a true fan. How can you forget the Nargels? Luna was adorable when she talked about them!
perdix 31
#27, #28, if by "true fan," you mean someone who read every book many times and committed every detail to memory, then, no, I'm not one. I just read the books once each to experience the story, and moved on to other things.
MsMourningStar 22
Not only have a read every book multiple times but I've seen every movie multiple times (the last one was just awful), I've collected everything I can Harry Potter and fully intend to name my second daughter Luna Love Goodner after the one and only Luna Lovegood. So yes I am what I consider a true fan. But that is besides the point, they made a point to mention it more then once so it should've been something easily remembered.
flea_of_death 23
Oh come on. I've read the books multiple times, too, and still didn't remember the nargles. Does that mean I'm not a "true fan" because I actually don't memorize everything? I love the books, but that's a little bit ridiculous...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
59, it would have worked better had "mellow" and "better" rhymed... But I think that scabbers whiskers are a little brighter.
jmar411 12
#59 too bad Scabbers turned out to not really be a rat, maybe that spell would have worked lol
Raluxa 21
I haven't read the books...I've only seen the movies a few times...and I still get the reference.
ladybug_26 18
#46 is ridiculous. That poor child.
MsMourningStar 22
Why thank you! And my child will be raised with Harry Potter, she will be read the books at bed time and watch all the movies. So she'll know how great Luna really is.
MsMourningStar 22
Thank you 109! That is awesome, funny thing is you're not the only one that thinks its awesome. People just get jealous because they don't have the guts. I've gotten all but one of my children's names out of books and that's because that name is a family name.
ladybug_26 18
I agree with #121.
irishpassion16 6
Any true fan remembers nargles. THAT's a fact.
miniski5 11
**** you
kaimabeanhof 12
#11 just **** off, you should know or you shouldnt be on here
sugarshane007 20
Some people just don't get any decent references these days. However, maybe you should let your filter work a bit, and think things out a bit better. Don't let this end things though, if another opportunity presents itself, then try again!
TheMaster15 10
That would almost make me mad enough to use an unforgivable curse! ... Almost.