Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML
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stickyface 17
Unless she recovers her senses after getting over the shock of seeing righteous violence performed in front of her so abruptly, she isn't the one for you. You're going to need someone who appreciates that you take care of business like a man.
Chazzster 32
I would say put the engagement on “pause” - It seems there is a disconnect between OP’s values and methods and GF’s… I agree with the basics of what OP did - But once you got the ring back, did you keep beating the thief? If OP did, that’s over the top and could explain GF’s reaction. If not then GF is painfully naive and there’s the risk of future problems… Obviously two people don’t have to have the same exact viewpoint and values to be a successful couple. But this might raise a question mark depending on the details in this story… As a side note - It’s not usually a great idea to propose in a public area except maybe a nice restaurant.
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stickyface 17
Unless she recovers her senses after getting over the shock of seeing righteous violence performed in front of her so abruptly, she isn't the one for you. You're going to need someone who appreciates that you take care of business like a man.
Chazzster 32
I would say put the engagement on “pause” - It seems there is a disconnect between OP’s values and methods and GF’s… I agree with the basics of what OP did - But once you got the ring back, did you keep beating the thief? If OP did, that’s over the top and could explain GF’s reaction. If not then GF is painfully naive and there’s the risk of future problems… Obviously two people don’t have to have the same exact viewpoint and values to be a successful couple. But this might raise a question mark depending on the details in this story… As a side note - It’s not usually a great idea to propose in a public area except maybe a nice restaurant.