Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML
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juliahockey 0
what a bitch.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Shoulda had a v8!!(:
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zombie62 0
way to go
variable66 0
she shat on your stomach whilst you were on the ground did she not?
KMilliron 2
Only guy that ever hit me in a non joking manner (and several guys that weren't joking for that matter) got his ass kicked. I don't tolerate that shit. :D yay standards.
fthku 13
All of you with your "pussy, YDI" comments, stop acting tough on the internet. If someone punches you without you seeing it coming, it can easily cause you to lose balance and fall. It's also possible OP was doing something, bent over, or did anything else that could make it even easier to knock him down. OP, I think the first thing a partner (or even just a friend) should do after something like this, would be to check if you're OK, not be concerned of how embaressing it is. Either talk to her, or break up with her. I'd go with number 2, it seems like she doesn't care about you enough.
beagle40 0
actually if someone punches me in the face I'm gonna hop back up and beat there ass, not lay on the floor like a bitch
dragead12 0
If someone really hits you hard when you aren't expecting it, you will be knocked flat on your ass. It'll still take you a few seconds to recover from the hit and get back up, by which time, the robber will be gone. This isn't a fight where the attacker is sticking around. Unless the robber was really freaking stupid, he would run away, probably before OP saw the guy's face.
instantmusic 4
Yea, if you get punched square in the face with sufficient force, you are going to be disoriented no matter how tough, strong, burly, or how high your pain tolerance is. The only exception I can think of would be someone who's conditioned to that specific scenario...maybe a martial artist or just someone who gets their ass beat a lot.
ntx_vette 0
that shit is hilarious, did you smear your make up?
hosson 0
wow wat a bitch... did she ask if u were ok?
jasmineee818 0
should've punched them, in the throat(:<
jasmineee818 0
him* duuuhhh
MsSoulReaper 27
Sucker punch aren't cool. I recommend you work out so you won't look like a scrawny bitch. FYL
cherry72 13
dump her and run! what a biotch!
EmoGurllll 0
ydi honey... sorry to say but really... ydi. lmao 21 !¡Amber!¡