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Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML
Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 23, but my development was starved due to my overprotective parents. My peers never accepted me, even though I tried to find someone to be friends with. To this day, I've been told I come off as creepy by more women than I have fingers on my hands. I feel like a fifteen year-old walking around in a man's body. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Top comments
michaelaranda 28
To be completely fair, 10 years olds can be brutal.
Enslaved 38
I've seen some mean 10 year olds!
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Enslaved 38
I've seen some mean 10 year olds!
michaelaranda 28
To be completely fair, 10 years olds can be brutal.
drayloon 50
Some kids are serious ******* assholes. You sometimes wonder if they learn the behavior if if they're simply the spawn of Satan
cakefete2 31
I do after school pickups, and with this one child, I literally see the look of relief on the teacher's face when I come to pick him up.
lnheritance 19
Especially over live.. Calling my mom names and stuff.. *ouch*. . .
onlychildFTW 34
I know. Xbox live. Those 8-11 year olds. So much swearing and your mom stuff. It's crazy how they act there with their high pitch voices that make you go deaf.
Standupmast3r 18
Well you can't hit a ten year old cause you would get in so much shit. But a ten year old would hit you and nobody would get him into trout.
Standupmast3r 18
*trouble
patrickeli 15
Not necessarily... Anybody could get into trouble for physically harassing someone.
muis545 21
You sir, deserved your +1 for using the word trout.
drayloon 50
Something about that sounds fishy to me...
cmchappy 25
That's why when you hit them you make sure they have memory loss jk but yes 10yr olds are devil spawn
Standupmast3r 18
*Accidentally makes typo* *prepares for downvotes* *gets up votes because, well, trout*
patrickeli 15
Well, at least you're not a wannabe hardass like most people under 25.
MrSassypants 34
I'm under 25 and I'm not a wannabe hardass. Those are fighting words. You wanna take this outside, bro?...... Oh wait, I see your point.
DestinyNiya 33
Just a 10yr old. Would be best if you ignored them and tried to make yourself better. Take it in a good spirit.
hs43 6
I feel like I need more to the story! What did a 10 year old do to be intimidating?
scottyboy417 19
Was the kid holding a shank or something?
vikky538 29
need not ..the kid got a bully mouth...
cmchappy 25
It was probably not a call of duty kid so I bet he did no threaten to prison shank him
PrinPrinLife 16
what did the 10 year old do?
JadeWinter 16
You've got good instincts. Ten year olds have a ferocious bite.
bombielol 20
get some help op!