Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
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permannator 10
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
Palirose 22
Wow, she really needs help.
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Palirose 22
Wow, she really needs help.
kotabones 0
Op is a pedophile
astoryofroses 9
someone's clearly not smarter than a 5th grader...
XxDevilxXGt 26
Or a 2nd grader for that matter.
BulldogHoops 14
21- I don't know where you're going with that, but you really should re-stock your joke repertoir.
evilplatypus 39
65 - I think that they were implying OP's girlfriend is so stupid that she must be a young child. Either way, still not funny.
LiveLaughLaugh 9
Waiting for the blonde jokes...
halfbloodprinces_fml 4
OP never did say he was right. The FML could be that he went all the way to draw a diagram and he was WRONG. XD. It could go either way.
Brool_Story_Co 17
78- There are definitely people who are that stupid, it's quite sad.
innavoiG 9
"But what about the corners! They count as sides!"
BatemanFML 0
Let's be honest people. He probably didn't start dating her for her brains. She has to have a nice rack or something. Not trying to stereotype, because there are two different kinds of beautiful women. There are those who prove that looks don't mean anything by succeeding using their brains. Then there are those who **** their way to the top. OP's girlfriend just seems to be the latter.
lylotrezor 20
118, you fail at not stereotyping.
chowE_fml 4
No you're all wrong. OP is just a pedophile.
doctorhook86 25
I'm genuinely curious how many sides she thought a triangle should have.
twix3thg 2
and im guessing you didnt meet in college
BatemanFML 0
130- yeah, I couldn't really help it there. I had one of those "how to say something and try not to look like an ass, yet still be an ass about it" moments.
AKGirlinSD 20
I would have told the Original Poster to make her look up the word, "Tri." Tri means three and he would have never had to draw it for her.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Ever stop to think that maybe she was thinking 3D?
irishboii957 2
Is she three
tinyj96 3
Hey well if at first you don't succeed, tri and tri again! No? Anybody? :(
MDTeddy 13
Girls these days bypass school based on looks and shortcuts.
StupidBunnies 10
Oh dear lord. What has the world come to...
TurtleSmile 14
No kidding. Let's hope she's pretty.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Your girlfriend doesn't seem to be the brightest......I hope you still love her though
StupidBunnies 10
Even if she was. What's the fun in dating someone if they're dumb as a plank? You're going to have to hold a conversation with her eventually. :P
saintsrocksocks 10
94- You apparently never watched Ed Edd n Eddy. Plank was a very intelligent individual.
folfg0 12
Run!!!!!! Zombie apocalypse is here!!! No one has brains anymore! Quick! Hide behind your stupid friends.
lostinlabels 8
My best friend, plank!
StupidBunnies 10
Aha i remember that show, my applogies Plank, dumb as a board**
StupidBunnies 10
I appologise to Plank. That was out of order, I should have said "dumb as a board". Man I havent seen that show in years. What happened to good cartoons?
sens3sfailing 25
Kids started trying to immigrate them and hit their heads to the point where they forgot 1st grade geometry. So now cartoons show how fun it is to never leave the house without wearing a helmet. :D hurray for dumb kids!
trollfaced 2
Faith in humanity. -1?
sens3sfailing 25
Sorry, I meant imitate* my fault.
permannator 10
Please tell me you drew 3 sides...
soccergurrll 8
We can only hope
jetsown08 21
Wait... A triangle has 3 sides??
winnerme123 8
No, it has six.
Nevereverland 8
Lies!^ triangle is another word for a circle.
Inheritance 10
If she got her license with that intelligence I'm amazed.. Question 1: how many sides does a yield sign have? *picture diagram* A) 3 B) 3 C) 3 D) 8 Ops answer; D (8 sides)
ThePsyche 9
I like triangles... They're triangular. ;3
toenibbler 14
And there was me thinking they were square…
TheNewGuy03 29
Maybe she thought it was hip to be a square, and triangles want to be hip, so logic denotes that triangles have at least four sides. MINDFUCK.
grovervac3000 15
i just couldnt thumb this up because the number of thumbs was 333
Luunatic 13
Haha
Jaaared_ 15
He drew 3 and a half.
biggestfan23 11
It might be safe to say that your GF isn't the smartest crayon in the box then
missyj0 12
lol. Brightest crayon in the box*.
alpaquette91 9
Oh the IRONY "genius"
Greggums 2
Brightest triangle lul
biggestfan23 11
Hahahaha I failed
supportcommand 17
I don't think it's about being the brightest crayon either. All the colours are fine. It's about having the sharpest crayon in my opinion.
LO388 7
She isn't the sharpest acute angle.
ygdrassil 17
She's obtuse. And as per FML custom, I must apologize for my pun. So sorry.
Enslaved 38
#24 Happens to me too. I've gotten expressions mixed up also. Ex: My mind wants to say, "Sharp as a whip"! Instead of either-- "Quick as a whip or. . .sharp as a tack." I must have a hidden kinky side. :P
mishaparis 7
55-Has E.L. James taken her toll on you?
costarican25 0
You are gorgeous ;)
yupitssoph 18
How many sides did she think it had??
englishdweller 3
Wow! Feel bad for you, maybe you should have learning dates with her.
Melissa92_fml 13
Ugh the comment's been changed. I make no sense being here now :(
jetsown08 21
Learning dates? That sounds boring as ****.
evilplatypus 39
I like learning dates. Museums and science centers are awesome.
scenekid06 5
please don't let it breed!
jetsown08 21
But that means no sex for OP then...
LiveLaughLaugh 9
OP better use protection...
keally1234 0
Kill it with fire?!?!
LOL_really_ 0
LMAO
garebear13 4
Now the big question here is how many sides she thought a "TRI"-angle had...
vintagemeow 6
Look I'm sure she tri-ed to guess and is now very con-tri-te, perhaps she should be rewarded with a tri-fle before causing anymore s-tri-fe.
jetsown08 21
43- the Seal of Approval approves of your comment.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe she said three and OP drew a rectangle. Every now and again I like to believe we get the FML from the wrong point of view.
jwa2000 3
Maybe she is Bi
lululatenight 28
I'm pretty sure you learn all this kind of stuff in preschool. Just saying
0RedPenguin0 8
She must not be in good shape
perdix 31
Clearly, you showed her that a triangle has two sides: an inside and an outside. QED.
AussieChild 22
A happy side, and an angry side!
007type 26
This side and that side...
DracoSpirita 21
144 - What?
AussieChild 22
Holy crap.
ruabadfishtoo 0
*frank barone voice*
KiddNYC1O 22
RIP Peter Boyle.