Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Quest_ 13
Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.
doo514 0
anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (214)
Lamingtonz 0
#40 awesome picture! love that episode =D OP, why send a picture anyway? I still don't understand that.
deathcharm001 3
WTF do pple send each other pictures of their gentles
perdix 31
Because for some of us, our genitals are better-looking than our faces. Y'know, we all want to put our best face forward.
deathcharm001 3
genitals*
apexequalsclimax 0
you should just say okay maybe later and never send another pic so she thinks that you have a bigger dick...
thrasher9081 0
she should know that...
weege 0
hahahahaha
Tarak_fml 7
take a pic of it in the mirror. it makes it look bigger :P
ally978 0
ouch sorry dude
triggerit 5
did you **** her before she started to check out the size? if so she compare your dick with other one which perhaps brought much more plesiosaurs... fyl
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for sexting. YDI for even using a cell phone. YDI for the comma splice in your last sentence. You need a semicolon or a period between "hard" and "the" instead of that comma. YDI for having a pigeon pecker. Try #41's tip. It really works. Make sure you come back and tell us what a difference it made!