Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.
doo514 0
anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time
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Comments (214)
bumgum1 0
#3 FTW
DjeePee 25
This FML sounds like it's the creature of a bored 14-year-old boy. If your penis isn't 3 centimeters, you'll always notice if it's a hard one or not. Crappy shit FML. I hate those.
abihae 0
haha op's name is photographer lol
bauerd 0
who cares how big it is. it all feels the same to OP whether big or small he's gonna get his nut off. Only one who would care is the girl and she sounds like a biotch anyway. think about it.
sallen0046 4
Well that's what you get for sending pictures of your junk in the first place. Secondly, if your penis is truly that small, you had to be aware. Why advertise it on the internet as well?
hillbillyvik 0
I know a trick, I use it all the time actually. Use IcyHot or Bengay. Really makes your penis look amazing. Take pictures of it when applied, just give it a few minutes it will make your penis glow ;-). TrustMe.app
coolsteve 0
melting wax and boiling water also work well
Quest_ 13
Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.
marinus_fml 20
so disturbing!
MrDanimal 0
Idiot, you can get pregnant like that!!!
ninomunoz 0
... wow.
violetsweety 26
O.o
sourgirl101 29
Quest I love your wicked mind! Too funny!
indi80 0
he he what an insult
indi80 0
45 you are hot though
HappyPickles 11
@63 yeah - everyone nose that! :o) @45 - There is a down side to that though - it's difficult to tell if he's cum, or GF has just sneezed...
Alesana_Love 0
that's what you get for sexting. shame on you!
Fluffy_homan 0
#45 , please marry me, that comment was hilarious.
perdix 31
Maybe your dick could be the new mascot for Microsoft. Clippy must die, so why shouldn't he be replaced with an annoying, limp, little dick?