Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.
doo514 0
anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time
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Comments (214)
rider45 0
awww that must really suck. I can only imagine lol
sparklesbaby 0
really 39? nobody cares. && hahah. Awwh Poor Guy!xD
lbkingjames_23 0
Mona ur sooo cute
Mr_Macho 0
Sux to be you im larger than the average white guy(10 long, 3 wide)
Lindzer 0
1. You're not. 2. Nobody cares.
BoneThugBaby 0
no **** no dick lol jk booboo y wud u even show her ur dick
TheComputerGuy96 16
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
bacondude 0
why would you send her a dick pic if you have a small ****??! you're an idiot and you have a small dick...and you're French! lol you have nothing positive going for you
Soraa_fml 0
everyone who sits on fml posting on threads needs to go get laid u losers. if u moderate my comment then u need to go get laid too.
hugopz 0
lmao 21
Dancaholic 0
awww OP, don't worry. some girls don't care too much about size. it's all about how you use what you got:)