Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Top comments
mrlucky22 18
Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.
toolazytotype99 18
Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving
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Comments (51)
toolazytotype99 18
Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving
anthonydpalm 18
Or just pour it in his/her eyes to cleanse them of the sight of it
toolazytotype99 18
That could work just as well...if the horrific sight isn't already burned into her brain
Sudoc 29
She's old. Not dead.
confused_wandere 26
And that's relevant...why?
daisy08 17
That doesn't change the fact that her grandchild doesn't want to see their grandmother topless.
Elban 20
So grandma needs a tablet sized phone to see her contact list better. She bangs, that's how you got here. Whooptiedoo!
Crazyjohnb 23
its a Movie reference folks.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Somebody worked for that you should feel blessed
SpyroMello 29
Why would anyone feel blessed to see their grandma's ****?
mrlucky22 18
Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.
shiba10 26
I can imagine your family gatherings in the near future are going to be extremely awkward for you, best of luck op
HoboMeth 36
Hopefully it was meant for someone else
MrDonSalvetti 27
Well I guess the "sorry" in the text after the selfie speaks for itself doesn't it?
KingLewisII 34
or it was meant for him but when he didn't send one back she sent the "sorry" text as a cover.
MamaChey 24
Grandma is a baller! I hope I'm a badass like that when I get old...
doemetoch 28
It's just a naked body, sure it's a bit awkward to accidentally be exposed to nude family members but it's pretty childish to make such a big deal about it.
Calingaladha 21
I would want to see my grandmother's **** either. Especially seeing as they're all corpsified now.
doemetoch 28
I'm not saying I WANT to see my grandma naked, but if it accidentally happens I just don't see why it'd be such a big deal. Ok, you've seen granny's ****, life goes on right. I'd guess most people have already seen elderly people topless at some point (sauna, beach etcetera), the fact that they're family doesn't need to make it super awkward unless you decide to be weird about it.
fishinpink 20
if only I could give you more like #18. when I was 13 I walked in one my grandma and her boyfriend getting jiggy with it in MY bed on CHRISTMAS EVE! I never told my parents until right before dad died when I was 25...it took me 12 years to tell them and that was only bc I wanted to see daddy laugh one more time before he was gone. avoiding my parents mocking suggestions, to this day, 3 more years later (age 28) I still have not uttered a word to her. but I'm thinking about letting the cat out the bag when I visit her next time just for a good laugh. it was awkward briefly but I got over it. now it's just a running joke for me.
Aethereal 14
You will need years of therapy for seeing the body of an older human? Well, then...
dontknow1 19
I know that is inappropriate and weird to see a family member naked but don't make such a big deal about it, after all it was just a mistake she made. Leaving all the awkwardness behind...... good for your grandma for being still spicy.