Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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jm88 0
That's a pretty big failure on your part. Sure she's a gf?
darrelfinn 0
He said long-distance, not internet. People can have long-distance relationships with people who they maybe used to live in the same town as, but moved away.
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jm88 0
That's a pretty big failure on your part. Sure she's a gf?
ladysandry 0
Well he did say it was the first picture in a WHILE that he'd sent. People can change a lot in a even a short time.
waterynuggets 0
#44 That drives home the point of "are you sure she's your gf" even harder.
FerrariCake 2
Of course she doesn't know who you are. You're long distance. She's probably never seen you. In fact, she probably isn't even really a female. Probably just some middle age male pervert who likes to pretend he's a pretty girl and is flattered you're paying attention to him. Stop sending pictures of your friends to this guy.
DORFA_DOO 0
Thats what I thought too. Dating someone you've never met but seen "hot pix" of on Myspace is not a "long distance relationship." The OP's "girlfriend" is either a fat chick with fake pics or a man with fake pics.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
Amen!
darrelfinn 0
He said long-distance, not internet. People can have long-distance relationships with people who they maybe used to live in the same town as, but moved away.
sux_2_b_you 0
ya! owned!
MissJMarie 0
err..if she couldn't even tell which one he was im almost positive to say this is long distance internet relationship..otherwise fhl for being so ******* retarded
WiseGirl98 5
he could've gotten bigger, grown a mustache, gotten glasses, hair cut, or worked out some, and that could've changed his appearance. I wear glasses and I got contacts and just by that little thing, most of my friends hesitated to say my name, thinking I was a new kid. it happens! and that was within a day.
manmoosewaffel 0
yea, it doesnt sound like thats a relationship even worth the effort at this point
Glam_fml 0
Well what did you expect? She is your long distance girlfriend. Have you ever even met her in person?
teentee401 37
Maybe she moved away and they haven't seen each other in a while.
XOfiestypixie 0
Long-distance, doesn't always mean he met her on the internet and now they're "dating". They could just be going to different universities that are really far away. If the picture was from a bit of a distance, I can kind of see how she wouldn't be able to tell you apart from your friends, that is, if you have brown hair and have no distinct qualities that would cause you to stand out from the crowd (Brown hair is the most common, and generally, if you can't see faces very clearly, a group of guys can look very similar, even a group of girls can). OR if you've changed in any way since the last picture you sent her (got in shape, gained weight, changed your hair colour, etc), that could be a reason why she might not recognize you.
redbluegreen 41
You forgot YDI, Mercy. Oh, and n00b.
morella_xx 29
Ok, how many girls do you know that wouldn't recognize their (real life) boyfriends in a picture? Barring amnesia or other head injuries, probably not many. This chick is probably internet-only, in which case, YDI, OP.
redbluegreen 41
You put on your robe and wizard hat, Mercy?
expen_dable 0
uh oh, "mercyFML" sure got wound up over people dissing long distance relationships. don't worry, you and "xxKillbloodDiePreppies" the emo kid from Idaho that you are dating over myspace, will be just fine. unless its a horrible picture, how could you not recognize your own boyfriend if you have seen him in real life?
XOfiestypixie 0
Wow, proof that I've been gone for a while: a conversation develops on my post. & I'm sorry Mercy. I will revoke my original comment and replace it with: ZOMGz!! She's prolly a fatty old man whos all sweaty nd fat nd stuffz!!11!!!!!111! YDI BITCHEZ!! how's that? =)
claudia1794 1
My thoughts exactly. People can gain weight, lose weight, change their hairstyle, etc but how can the face change so drastically? Unless he did plastic surgery or something, it's not possible, and even then it has to be a full fledged transformation. It's biologically explained somewhere I'm sure, that your face reaches a definite structure at some young age. So even if your face became "fat" or something, you still have to be recognized. So all of you who thinks he deserves it for whatever reason, think again by putting yourselves in that situation.
wootzeh 0
Are you Asian?
meepmeep_fml 0
............................
premiermois 5
probably not, but you're retarded just for saying that.
napero 0
Boohoo, your life is ruined. This is neither FYL or YDI.
eliz3 0
That is NOT a relationship.
22jrdn55 15
shes not your girlfriend, and she doesnt have to recognize you, cause you're a fat-ass loner who probably doesnt have friends and cant even make friends with people in real life.
RFreedom 0
YDI for having a long-distance relationship, loser.