Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I sent a dickpic to a girl I had been talking to for a few days on Snapchat. Even though she had asked me for it, when she saw the pic, she blocked me. FML
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
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Quest_ 13
Good news for you is that you can **** her left nostril while she licks your balls.
doo514 0
anyone's penis look small on a phone... u should tell her to measure it with her mouth next time
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Comments (214)
Sparkiee93 3
Haha you suck.
XxFallenbladexX 0
Lol
meowman626 0
I'm Armenian too!
xoxo31 0
18- I like your word... dickosity :D
cubie21 7
the bigger the dick, the better ;)
etzelryan 0
lol that sucks.
Crystal_Dreams 0
Pretty gross anyway, sending stuff like that, she can always dump you and spread the picture around at any time. But, most guys' gear is the same size at action stations - or near enough.
briannacyrus 0
HAHA. I haven't laughed so hard at an fml in a long time. For the record, I dont the girlfriend is not a bitch for asking for another photo. Maybe she really couldn't tell he was hard? However, I do not know her intentions so I cannot say so for sure. But anyhow, OP, NO MORE PEEN PICS. That's disgusting. no girl ever actually wants to see it unless she's on her knees in front of you. Js.
OppositePoster 0
Today, I was really horny and can't wait for sex so I asked my boyfriend a picture of his penis.First, he send me a picture of his penis I thought it was a bit small so I asked him another one with a boner. Then he told me that the first picture he sent was actually his boner. The worst part, it totaly killed my mood of hornyness. FML
xlildizzle1516x 0
lol, really it must suck to have a small dick.....