Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML
mirandale tells us more.
Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!
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alex_622 22
What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....
thatsme293 28
Better than an STD
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Comments (74)
damiencollins 8
Things are about to get hairy between you two.
xluciferx666 21
Apparently not since he's packing a naked mole rat in his pants now
Enslaved 38
Kim Possible made me think naked mole rats were cute until I saw what they look like in real life. Blah!!
Skylarconner 14
that sucks, I'm sorry, hopefully he made up for it by a getting an actual gift op
Shamandalie89 32
Made up for what? He did nothing wrong. It was her fault for assuming things.
mads_nicole 19
Why should he owe her a gift? That's so stupid. It's not his fault that she assumed something different.
tormcn 26
It's not his fault she's not appreciative. I'd be excited, and have great sex with my man.
invadermaythe1st 35
#31 ikr? Like damn, he actually did something different, without being asked too? I'd be grateful.
Mas8394z 12
I like when women defend men ^.^
alex_622 22
What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....
pickle682 17
Yea I thought it was going to be breaking up with you. This is a fine surprise
JMichael 26
I believe OP was expecting something more..sentimental.
mirandale 7
I actually thought it was a great surprise and it did make me laugh (: I certainly didn't mind!
crudeandrudeguy 29
Then why FML? Fishing? JK. Entertaining post
GOtllt 17
Better then nothing, amirite?
thatsme293 28
Better than an STD
vampivy23 16
Surprise!
janfleury 19
That is funny. He did not say a gift just a surprise. I would much rather have a man that can make me laugh and be silly with than all the gifts in the world. He came to see and be with you not break up. How many FMLs have started like yours to end with we are breaking up and I'm already see someone else? Lots. Be happy.
Miss_Mandi 29
This! You have said everything I meant to say. >.>
tashinaherne 11
My thought exactly!!
lexiieeex3 32
Oh what a gentleman.
PenguinBitch 44
I had the feeling the surprise was a new girlfriend and him breaking up with you. Now the shave doesn't seem bad at all.
Likian5 26
Can anyone fill me in as to how this is an FML?? OP's boyfriend clearly said he had a surprise for her, and she certainly seemed pleasantly surprised, so where is the problem here???
PenguinBitch 44
Does a shaved dick seem romantic to you? I didn't think so. That's the FML.
Shamandalie89 32
#13 But he didn't say it was a ROMANTIC surprise. It's her fault for assuming it was, and getting disappointed as a result.
pjsr 33
Sometimes you can't see the tree for the forest