Today, my son is refusing to find a girlfriend because, as he puts it, “Them woke bitches just want my money.” He lives alone, has a good job and lots of friends, but he never asks anyone out, and when women ask him out, he practically hisses at them like a feral cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son is still single in his forties, so I asked him about it. Turns out, because he has his buddies and doesn’t want kids, he hires a house cleaning service twice a month and prostitutes twice a week, so he can’t think of any scenario in which a wife could improve his life. FML
Today, my son decided he is done with women and is never getting married. I couldn’t even argue with him that modern women aren’t worth marrying because his sister just yesterday dumped her boyfriend because he refused to pay to get her car out of impound for her unpaid parking tickets. FML
Today, after my son got his first girlfriend at 19, a nice girl as well, he broke up with her after 3 days because women are "too much effort", too "expensive", and keep trying to make him "do things." Unbelievable. Three days with a woman turned him into a cynical 65 year-old who's been married for 40 years. FML
Today, my son apparently has no interest in having a life. He goes from his tiny one-bed flat to work, then back home again to play with his computer. It’s a good job, so he can afford a life, but he has no friends, never dates or goes anywhere, he even gets his shopping delivered. What can I do? FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, my son hates people so much he's working three jobs to be able move out and pay for his own place. He got the keys today and when I asked if he was having a housewarming party, he told me he’s not giving his address out to anyone, and no one is invited, ever, not even me. FML
Today, I asked my son about girls and stuff and he told me he’s probably never going to date. I asked him why, and it turns out he’s afraid of being sent to jail if she makes any sort of false allegation against him. I told him not all women are like that, he told me I’m either naive or lying. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
he's an adult. who he's dating or not, is not your business. stay out of his love life
Hangryko 32
Sounds like he joined MGTOW. He's better off alone, for the sake of women everywhere.
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Comments (10)
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Woke bitches" comment aside, he's free to remain single if he wants. He just needs to grow up a bit more and treat women as equals. Maybe that maturity will give him the sight to look for a partner (female, male, or a variation thereupon), or he could spend his life as a rich old miser who doesn't change until he's visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. Whatever path he takes is his to choose. Just smack him upside the head every so often to make sure he doesn't become a murderous incel.
dreams2383 20
I mean he's not wrong. I'd hate to be dating now. thank God I found my husband my freshman year of high school in 1998. no ghosting catfishing etc.
Hangryko 32
Sounds like he joined MGTOW. He's better off alone, for the sake of women everywhere.
Crowned Sataness 12
he's an adult. who he's dating or not, is not your business. stay out of his love life
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Why would you insist on inflicting him on some poor unsuspecting woman?
idragosani 17
He lives alone, has a great job & has lots of friends. What's the problem here. If he's happy, so what?
1known 34
His views on women show that he has a big problem.
Heather9mm 5
Maybe he’s gay and it’s nunya.
poopface82 25
You’re not forcing him to get married? I thought that’s what all parents did to kids who didn’t want to get married. Inflict him on a narcissist and move outside the blast zone.
maverick83 15
So? He doesn't want a girlfriend and it sounds like he's doing them a huge favor by not dating them.
easybree 10
another red pill incel