Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
a single fuck
Berlin, Germany
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Canada
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Unreasonable
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
jackzz
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
bad day Brutus
United States
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Fuck you guys!
Always tip generously
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.
Cainicide 5
Just the tip?
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Comments (116)
doglover100 29
She seems to have crazy jealousy issues.
gregkingsley 4
Unless you tipped way more than u usually do your girl is just tripping. And always remember OP "Bitches be tipping"
SoylentCandycorn 10
She sounds like a nutcase. I'd get out of there if she continues to be this paranoid and accusatory over nothing. There's also the fact that some people accuse their boyfriends/girlfriends of cheating when they are the ones having an affair themselves.
firefly319 7
Imagine what could happen if you tipped a valet! Scandalous.
Drnightingale 4
she needs to stop watching so much ****. :D
OddVeryOdd 7
You are dating her you deal with it
senor_awesome 14
Same thing happened to me. I was then called a man-ho. All because I said hi and tipped the waitress.
ILoveThaneKrios 1
... .... ..... oh gods.
cmb8280 24
RUN
fucking_dev 2
hahaha that's hilarious .. she must be terribly insecure or cheating herself & trying to play it off by accusing you .